my dating life recently..
- dude 1: "I work in oil, i have a Maserati - oh did i mention btw i drive a Maserati?"
- Me: "meh..."
- dude 2: "I'm a banker and ex-professional rower"
- Me: *shrugs*
- dude 3: "I work in publishing, i get free books"
- Me: " 0_0.. MARRY ME!!!!!"